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#302 [07-19-08] + (-2) - | | #cmg-hapes-rhaf | * Rejoined channel #cmg-hapes-rhaf * CMDR_Carrie_Jade falls over * CMDR_Carrie_Jade gets up and salutes <CMDR_Carrie_Jade> sorry, wrong room * CMDR_Carrie_Jade goes to fall over in #cmg-hapes
#301 [06-17-08] + (9) - | SWC | Hapes CMG | Brannigan [09:27] <FLT_Vacosa> i left my courage in my other ship ¬_¬ 01[09:28] <Brannigan> yeah, you did [09:28] <LT2_Blakmoon> hahaha 01[09:28] <Brannigan> i stole it 01[09:28] <Brannigan> so now i possess your courage 01[09:28] <Brannigan> muhahahaha [09:28] <LT2_Blakmoon> rex, i bet it wasnt much anyway [09:29] <LT2_Blakmoon> :P [09:29] <FLT_Vacosa> exactly 01[09:29] <Brannigan> you would be surprised [09:29] <FLT_Vacosa> easily missplaced 01[09:29] <Brannigan> never knew you had balls. just have to be properly motivated [09:30] <FLT_Vacosa> heh 01[09:31] <Brannigan> Ryou, you should try listening to your dark side from time to time. i mean, somethings dont call for violence. But, your best friend sleeping with your woman, you should have beat him to death man. No wonder she left you..... 01[09:32] <Brannigan> i mean, i know he was a wookie and twice your size, but still.... [09:34] <FLT_Vacosa> LOL
#300 [06-12-08] + (5) - | SWC-IRC | Hapes | RickOlie <Tovakinpi> wtf, I am looking at a monitor, walmart said they had it for sale <Tovakinpi> Not sold online <Tovakinpi> not sold in stores <Tovakinpi> where the F*** am I supposed to get it? ** Tovakinpi sends walmart a fax <Vash_Reckless> the warehouse? <Rick_Olie> Sold on the Walmart's sister store BlackMart <Rick_Olie> For all your black market needs
#299 [05-05-08] + (-3) - | irc.irc-swc.com | #CMG-Hapes | Kwai Mayura * Commissioner_Trepe yawns. * RS_Kwai_Mayura stares at a big black hole. * SLT_Tal_Locke pushes Kwai towards said big hole * Quits: Commissioner_Trepe (~LexXx@SWC-IRC.BDEEB2B41A77B3.SWC) (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)) <LTCOL_Stylez> GG noobs! <RS_Kwai_Mayura> Look what you have done! * LTCOL_Stylez smacks Tal upside the head * Joins: Commissioner_Trepe (~LexXx@SWC-IRC.BDEEB2B41A77B3.SWC) <RS_Kwai_Mayura> Pff. * Commissioner_Trepe cries. <LTCOL_Stylez> you want me smack you upside the head too Kwai Kwai * RS_Kwai_Mayura points towards mister Tal and blames him. * LTCOL_Stylez cuddles alleybear, 'there there, its all good' <SLT_Tal_Locke> it was just too tempting
#298 [04-28-08] + (16) - | | | * Kadrim (Noone132@SWC-IRC.BFEBC60E551D.SWC) has joined #Jade * Kadrim pops in to steal an armchair and heavily grunting carries out it, wobbling under it * Kadrim (Noone132@SWC-IRC.BFEBC60E551D.SWC) has left #Jade
#297 [04-25-08] + (-3) - | | | * Minister_Kadrim was kicked by Lord_[A]methius (for dishonouring the Australian nation)
#296 [04-24-08] + (7) - | | | Tova * LTGEN_Min_Tovakinpi smacks <DMin_al-Qadrim> C'mon. Like you've never done anything ridiculously stupid in your time.
#295 [04-22-08] + (4) - | | | <Adm_Lord_Firecam> ok new file <Adm_Lord_Firecam> same link <CMDR_Vash_Reckless> SYNTAX ERROR! <CMDR_Vash_Reckless> Would u liek to debug? <Adm_Lord_Firecam> i hate you * CMDR_Vash_Reckless hits no <CMDR_Vash_Reckless> :D * Adm_Lord_Firecam dumps an ice bucket on the lizard <CMDR_Vash_Reckless> AHHHH! * LT1_Koroth_Blackthorn watches Vash fall over in a cold-induced coma * LTGEN_Min_Tovakinpi takes measurements for some boots and a wallet * LT2_Starkiller offers to fork out cash for said boots and wallet * LT1_Koroth_Blackthorn takes measurements for gloves and a cowboy hat * Adm_Lord_Firecam sells off his minion to pay for the wedding expenses <LT2_Starkiller> ooh they would go nice with those boots <CMDR_Vash_Reckless> minion? * LT1_Koroth_Blackthorn stops in mid-slice. "Oh...he's awake now..." <CMDR_Vash_Reckless> have to have a heater in my armor * LT2_Starkiller retracts offer for all lizard made objects * Adm_Lord_Firecam high fives the vash <CMDR_Vash_Reckless> we still need a 3rd man * LT2_Starkiller offers to triple payment to one who makes me a hat from his head * CMDR_Vash_Reckless high 3s <SLT_Tal_Locke> 3rd man for AF games? why even bother, koroth and I are going to win <CMDR_Vash_Reckless> Not if i eat you <LT2_Starkiller> not if you are a hat <SLT_Tal_Locke> vash, remember i am the bigger lizard here <CMDR_Vash_Reckless> Tal, remember I'm handier with a vibroblade <SLT_Tal_Locke> i doubt it <SLT_Tal_Locke> barabels are skilled knife whelders <LT2_Starkiller> you would both make good hats
#294 [03-20-08] + (-7) - | mIRC | #nautolans | SGTMAJ_Blakmoon <+Stephen_Garrett> 150k cheaper than i regularyly sell them :P <@Siejo_Kutol> see 01<SGTMAJ_Blakmoon> i remember a time, where flowers still had perfume, when the sun still was shining up in the sky. that time was when stephen used to sell hotels for 350k 01<SGTMAJ_Blakmoon> what a beutifull time that was <@Siejo_Kutol> yes it was <+Ike_Aran> lol <+Stephen_Garrett> hahaha <+Stephen_Garrett> the sun seems to hace fallen behind clouds :P
#293 [03-18-08] + (3) - | | | PHPadawan_Style [12:10] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Topic is '8,2Hapes Consortium7,0 Official Hapan channel, have a nice time chatting with your mates. 3,0 News of the week: New Co-Webmaster has been Appointed, Congrats Stylez! 4,0Read the Rules: http://www.hapes.org/gov_genrules.php'' [12:11] * Kael_Trite (Pretzel@SWC-IRC.2AC66C31546A.SWC) Quit (Quit: jump up, jump up!) [12:12] <PHPadawan_Stylez> phear. ph34R! [12:13] * Rick_Olie wonders how long before Vang takes it off :p [12:14] <PHPadawan_Stylez> wonder how long it takes for someone to abuse me for not fixing something thats outside my ability =p [12:15] <Lord_Admiral_Firecam> hey asshat fix the bsim [12:15] <Lord_Admiral_Firecam> :P [12:15] <Rick_Olie> if I could I would create a server for bsim ;) [12:15] <Rick_Olie> that way it would have its own CPU :P [12:16] <PHPadawan_Stylez> GG Locke [12:16] <PHPadawan_Stylez> that took you a minute [12:17] * PHPadawan_Stylez laughs [12:17] <Lord_Admiral_Firecam> hey i was downstairs [12:17] <Lord_Admiral_Firecam> no complaining [12:17] <PHPadawan_Stylez> what? it was funny [12:17] <Lord_Admiral_Firecam> :P
#292 [03-18-08] + (10) - | | | PHPadawan_Style [11:04] <LTCOL_Stylez> i should get to coding =p [11:05] <King_James> what language LTCOL_Stylez? [11:05] <LTCOL_Stylez> php =p [11:05] <LTCOL_Stylez> gotta do some more reading up though [11:06] <Lord_Admiral_Firecam> the side view im using is pretty basic [11:06] <King_James> hah! [11:06] <Lord_Admiral_Firecam> like really basic [11:06] <King_James> you can hide no longer [11:06] <King_James> I have you now [11:06] <FLT_Kommado> buy the php 5 buble, its brilliant ^_^ [11:06] <King_James> what kinda stuff do you program? [11:06] <LTCOL_Stylez> yeah going too [11:06] <FLT_Kommado> bible* [11:06] <LTCOL_Stylez> not much Kinglyness =p [11:06] <LTCOL_Stylez> still learning php =p [11:06] <King_James> what are you capable of? [11:06] * King_James force searches his mind --- [11:08] * Lord_Admiral_Firecam points at stylez, laughs [11:08] <Lord_Admiral_Firecam> ohh boy you're in trouble now :P [11:08] <LCPT_Revan> lol [11:08] <King_James> yup, just what I was talking about locke [11:08] <Lord_Admiral_Firecam> yeah i know :) [11:08] <King_James> so many positions to be filled, so many ppl hiding [11:09] * LCPT_Revan is lucky/unlucky that he doesnt know how to code [11:09] * Lord_Threestars is happy that he's utterly useless [11:09] <King_James> say good bye to the LtCol [11:09] <King_James> you won't see him again for a while [11:09] <LCPT_Revan> lol [11:09] <FLT_Kommado> oh, what code form is the BSim in KJJ? [11:09] <King_James> php [11:09] <FLT_Kommado> i know that, which form? 4 or 5? [11:09] <LCPT_Revan> he should change his rank to phpadawan [11:09] <LCPT_Revan> :p [11:09] <King_James> haha [11:10] * LTCOL_Stylez is now known as PHPadawan_Stylez [11:10] <LCPT_Revan> lol --- [11:12] * PHPadawan_Stylez also adds photoshop and illustrator to the list of things to learn more about [11:13] * SGTMAJ_Blakmoon (~luke-ms@SWC-IRC.3F1E29CD0C2C4.SWC) Quit (Ping timeout) [11:13] <FLT_Kommado> illustrator is a cake walk ^_^ [11:13] <FLT_Kommado> as is PS [11:13] <PHPadawan_Stylez> i've only used illustrator once =p [11:13] * LCPT_Revan (~kanrevan8@SWC-IRC.C086A6CE83B9B.SWC) Quit (Quit: ) [11:13] <PHPadawan_Stylez> and it was to do [11:13] <PHPadawan_Stylez> 1sec [11:13] <PHPadawan_Stylez> gotta locate the link [11:13] <FLT_Kommado> i spent the last 3 montsh slaving on it >_> [11:13] <FLT_Kommado> months* [11:16] <PHPadawan_Stylez> http://images.lovebunni.org/swc/insignia3.gif [11:16] <PHPadawan_Stylez> that [11:16] <PHPadawan_Stylez> was my only attempt at using illustrator [11:17] <King_James> throw away those graphic programs [11:17] <King_James> you are mine now [11:17] <King_James> your new god, is called PHP [11:17] <King_James> thou shall not worship other gods [11:18] <PHPadawan_Stylez> lol ok then. [11:18] <PHPadawan_Stylez> you do realise I do GFX monkey work for hapes =p [11:18] <PHPadawan_Stylez> sometimes =p --- [11:33] <PHPadawan_Stylez> rawr! watch out! i'm on teh server hax0ring your profiles =p [11:34] * Rick_Olie thinks KJJ should consider putting passwords in MD5 :P [11:34] <PHPadawan_Stylez> lol [11:34] <PHPadawan_Stylez> http://books.boomerangbooks.com/featuredbook1.asp?StoreUrl=boomerang&bookid=9780764557460&db=au [11:34] <FLT_Kommado> ohnoes!!!!! the King gave him access!!!!!!!! RUN FOR your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 d:
#291 [03-14-08] + (-2) - | swc-irc | cmg-hapes | K.B. <Lord_Threestars> I hope I didn't scare him off <LT1_Koroth_Blackthorn> you might have <LT1_Koroth_Blackthorn> but the good kind of scare <Lord_Threestars> Probably * Lord_Threestars chuckles <Lord_Threestars> There are different kinds of scares? <LT1_Koroth_Blackthorn> yup <Lord_Threestars> What made this a good scare? <LCDR_V[a]sh_Reckless> Im naked <Lord_Threestars> That's definitely a bad scare
#290 [03-14-08] + (-4) - | mIRC | #cmg-hapes | Jade * LCDR_Lionola_Ayun dances around a bit with a large trout
#289 [03-09-08] + (9) - | | #cmg-hapes-embassy | Tova <.Lord_Tylger> Who were you previously? <ShioneAsha> A nobody. <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> everybody is somebody <ShioneAsha> Not always. <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> because if they wernt somebody, then how could they be in a body, and how could they be alive at one point in time? <ShioneAsha> damn your hypothetical speaking and my slow brain <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> a name would suffice * ShioneAsha sighs <ShioneAsha> 3 chars ago you'd know me as <ShioneAsha> the shark man <ShioneAsha> or Black Rose <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> doesnt ring any bells <ShioneAsha> The man that lived another day. <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> James Bond!?!?!?!?!? <ShioneAsha> nice spotlight <ShioneAsha> but no <ShioneAsha> the woman that was ready to go <.Lord_Tylger> Hm, this sounds semi-familiar. <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> they have pills for that now <ShioneAsha> not that kind tova <ShioneAsha> hello tylga <ShioneAsha> long time no see :P <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> any other way I would know you? <ShioneAsha> the crazy navy man <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> Wasn't he part of the villiage people? <ShioneAsha> I remembered when you where a BrigGen <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> so do I <ShioneAsha> that was back in... <ShioneAsha> 07? <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> 'nam <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> if I guess your name do I get to keep my first born child? <ShioneAsha> yes lol * @LTGEN_Tovakinpi pulls out the giant hangman board <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> previous member of Hapes at one point in time? <ShioneAsha> yes <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> how many letters? <ShioneAsha> 4 <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> Tylger, volunteer to be the hangman? <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> I'll try not to lose you any limbs <.Lord_Tylger> Nah <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> aww <ShioneAsha> here * ShioneAsha puts your first born child up there <ShioneAsha> there :P <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> fine with me <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> hmm <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> I'd like to buy a vowel <ShioneAsha> that'd be 4000 yen <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> sure, take it out of my total <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> A <ShioneAsha> for my name, or the sentence? <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> your name <ShioneAsha> _A__ <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> woohoo <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> hmm <ShioneAsha> you want to give it a try at the sentence? <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> no, im good <ShioneAsha> kk <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> Can I phone a friend? <ShioneAsha> sure :P <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> I'd like to call Lord Alex Tylger <ShioneAsha> go head <ShioneAsha> idc <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> Hey Alex, Care to volunteer me a letter? <.Lord_Tylger> S <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> ok, I trust him <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> S <ShioneAsha> _AS_ <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> hmm <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> ok <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> H <ShioneAsha> _ASH <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> I dont remember anyone by the name of RASH <ShioneAsha> no cheating alex *wink* <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> and VASH is still in Hapes <ShioneAsha> what else rhymes with rash? <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> oooh, I would like to solve the puzzle and then guess the final jeopardy question <ShioneAsha> ok LOL <@LTGEN_Tovakinpi> WASH <ShioneAsha> you got it right :P * ShioneAsha was kicked by LTGEN_Tovakinpi (AND THE JEOPARDY QUESTION WAS: WHO CAN NOT JOIN HAPES?) * @LTGEN_Tovakinpi goes to Alex for his prize (A PM a Moment Later) <ShioneAsha> poor rpship.. <LTGEN_Tovakinpi> Hapes is a RL, Non-profit organization which reserves the rights to restrict membership based on the discretion of its Leading officers <ShioneAsha> O_O <ShioneAsha> holy sh!t <ShioneAsha> seriously? <ShioneAsha> it's a RL?
#288 [03-09-08] + (-5) - | | | poor Tova <LTGEN_Tovakinpi> OMFG, thats so outragously cool, I just figured out how to check my e-mail with the internet * LTGEN_Tovakinpi feels like a loser now
#287 [03-08-08] + (-11) - | mIRC | #cmg-hapes | * LCDR_Lionola_Ayun inhales randomness * Minister_Jade jumps up * Minister_Jade jumps down * Minister_Jade jumps around * Minister_Jade jumps! <LCDR_Lionola_Ayun> Nitwit! Oddment! Blubber! Tweak!
#286 [03-07-08] + (-5) - | swc-irc | #cmg-hapes | The_Eye <KJJ[FixingWiki]> tylgers last words... <KJJ[FixingWiki]> don't break the wiki whilst we move <CPL_Threestars_Away> lol <KJJ[FixingWiki]> and the wiki is the only thing I can't get working <CPL_Threestars_Away> lol <LT2_Koroth_Blackthorn> lol
#285 [03-03-08] + (-2) - | SWC-IRC | #Hapes | Rick Olie <Rick_Olie> Koroth gets tits? :o <LT2_Koroth_Blackthorn> :o i do??
#284 [03-02-08] + (-7) - | mIRC | #cmg-hapes | Jade * +Minister_Carrie_Jade (Noone132@SWC-IRC.E31272DF4A8F81.SWC) has left #cmg-hapes * Ms_Jade (Noone132@SWC-IRC.E31272DF4A8F81.SWC) has left #cmg-hapes * Minister_Care_Bear (Noone132@SWC-IRC.E31272DF4A8F81.SWC) has left #cmg-hapes * Carrie_Jade (Carrie_Jad@SWC-IRC.95733698328EFA.SWC) Quit (Quit: I have been defeated!) <CWO_Rand> FATALITY
#283 [03-02-08] + (6) - | mIRC | # | Jade * +Minister_Jade blinks <+Minister_Carrie_Jade> Odd <+Minister_Jade> i feel like i'm talking to myself <+Minister_Carrie_Jade> Oh that's only because... <Minister_Care_Bear> you are * +Minister_Carrie_Jade nods